WHEELING, WV —
In a press release early Monday, a mere three days before the nation's top amateurs tee it up head to head, GStan is predicting that Golfapalooza 2002 will be the most intense and explosive yet. "I think everyone better buckle up, this is going to be a bumpy ride," he warned. "We've got rookies already talking trash, we've got veterans threating to bring in the Knob Creek by the gallon, and we've got Slick with a broken swing and at least a half a dozen Loozers just waiting for right moment to pounce and knock him off his fragile perch."
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