August 12, 2025

COLUMBUS, OH — After many communication gaps, email glitches, vacations, and assorted other breakdowns the Golfapalooza XXVIIII merchandise portal is ready to accept orders. This year's shirt, customized by Quack after winning the 2024 BSPITWA, is burgundy with a white logo and navy GXXVIIII on the back of the shirt. There's no truth to the rumor that the shirt is inspired by broadcast legend Ron Burgundy, although looking at Quack's LinkedIn profile he clearly is Kind of a Big Deal, and people definitely know him.

Apparel offerings are very similar to last year and are available in a variety of colors. Orders placed by August 27 should be received prior to the trip. Loozers will be able to place orders while on the trip, so if you get apparel envy while at the cornhole boards you'll be able to order on your phone in between rounds.

"We've noticed a glitch with some of the shirts where the site places the logo on the neckline instead of the chest area depending on the color," Sheiker said after completing a test order. "Rest assured the logo will appear where it shows on the main products page. Please don't text me about this. There's also some language currently on the site about picking up any orders made after August 25 at the store; we're working to get that modified as well."

The link to place orders is here:

https://stores.inksoft.com/golfapalooza_spiritwear/shop/products/all?page=1

36 days until the KGB Cup!