September 8, 2006

WATERLOO, IL — Do you know this guy?  Apparently he has signed to play in this month's Golfapalooza X.  Rumors have been rampant about the validity of Brad Carder's registration.  

Some questions to consider after glancing at his scorecard posted:

Why would he be playing golf at Thorn Apple Country Club? Does Thorn Apple allow denim jeans and wife-beaters? Why would you even be playing golf if you're shooting in the 120's? Did you have free greens fees or something?  If not, why not just save the $45 and go play Xbox with QuackenA$$?

All Loozers are just hoping that you only posted to gain a valid PostStats Handicap for the upcoming GX.  Questions linger about the Carder/Dosky tandem and who's the pitcher and catcher in this duet.  Regardless, all Loozers will receive a complimentary butt-plug in this year's attendance bag.