June 4, 2002

CHARLOTTE, NC — North Carolina's Bill Schlitzmaltliquorski, one of the top go-getters in recent years, officially turned amateur last Friday.

Schlitzmaltliquorski, 33, has signed a contract with Golfapalooza, the company announced on Monday.  He has been rated the best porno golfer in the world for the last couple of years, having won the many Hustler Invitational as a fill-in.

He will make his amateur debut at Alpine Lake this fall but also plans to include a number of non-West Virginia events into his schedule.

"I have had a fantastic time at Golfapalooza where I have had the opportunity to further my education in porn while developing my golf under the guidance of Pat Goss," Bill said. "I feel ready for the next step and am very happy that I will have the national experience of Golfapalooza to guide me."

"It seems that when he decides he wants to play well, he plays well. In fact, sometimes it's as if the game is too easy for him. His irons are incredibly straight, his short game brilliant and, best of all, he has the heart of a champion."