Statistics
Averages (last 15 rounds)
Quadruple Bogeys 0.2667
Triple Bogeys 0.6667
Double Bogeys 2.4667
Bogeys 7.1333
Pars 6.8000
Birdies 0.6000
Eagles 0.0000
Double Eagles 0.0000
Bonus Points 9.000000000000
PostStats Stroke Handicap
As Of May 7 +10.66
Series Participation
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Profile
Nickname Quack
Residence Westerville, OH US
Birthday July 22
Height 5 ft, 11 in
Weight 190 lbs
Occupation Corporate Shill
Playing Since 1983
Swings Right
Poor Shots Slice
Referral Max Dieterle
Registration June 7, 2002
Best Shot #3 at Forrest Creason (BGSU Course)
4I from 200.0 yards
Aced the long, elevated green on Bowling Green's course.
Club Distance Driver: 250 yds | 5 Iron: 180 yds | 7 Iron: 160 yds
Golf Course Pref Pace, Condition, Layout
Reasons I Golf Friendships, Socialize, Score/Compete
Latest Scorecards
Date   Golf Course Stks Adj Stks  
03/15/26 Bent Tree Golf Club 100 +16.3
09/01/25 The Virtues GC 93 +9.5
08/24/25 Deer Ridge GC 83 +3.9
07/19/25 Boulder Creek GC 91 N/A
07/17/25 Boulder Creek GC 89 +6.0
04/25/25 The Links at Groveport 93 +9.3
04/02/25 Turnberry GC 90 +8.6
03/18/25 Turnberry GC 90 +10.4
03/17/25 Royal American Links 86 +4.0
09/02/24 Wyandot Golf Club 82 +1.7
2026 Virtual
Tourney Handicap
PostStats Stroke Handicap
As of Jan 1 +9.96
PostStats Point Handicap
Quadruple Bogey 0
Triple Bogey 0
Double Bogey 0
Bogey 2
Par 5
Birdie 9
Eagle 18
Double Eagle 25
Target 65
2026 Virtual
Tourney Statistics

3 rounds required in 2026

News Headline
April 27, 2026
There's an App for That!

TERRA ALTA, WV — Alexa call Quack has gone to a whole new level!

The Golfapalooza organization is proud to announce that the official app experience has arrived, and it's unlike anything the golf world has ever seen. Well, at least unlike anything our golf world has ever seen. And honestly, that's the only golf world that matters.

Whether you're a grizzled veteran of the fairways or a wide-eyed rookie still figuring out which end of the putter to hold, the Golfapalooza app puts everything you need right in your pocket. Here's what you can do.

Right Now: Get Ready for the Trip The event might be months away, but the fun starts today.

Chat — Trash talk your fellow Loozers, send GIFs, react to messages, and stay in the loop with group and direct conversations. Read receipts included, so there's no hiding. Photo & Video Gallery — Browse and upload photos from past trips, tag your friends, leave reactions, and relive the glory days (or the embarrassing ones). Music — Browse the Golfapalooza soundtrack, mark your favorites, and queue up the vibes. There's literally something for everyone. RSVP — Let the organizers know how likely you are to attend. Your Profile — Fill out your bio, upload an avatar, share your occupation, hometown, and golf story. How long have you been playing? What's your typical shot shape? What's the best shot you've ever hit? This is your baseball card — make it count. Articles — Read the latest news, announcements, and dispatches from Golfapalooza HQ. Nominate a Rookie — Know someone who belongs at Golfapalooza? Submit their name for consideration. My Rounds — Log your personal rounds throughout the year. Track your scores and courses, and we'll eventually have a handicap for you. Notebook — Your go-to reference for trip info, rules, and important notes — all organized and searchable.

As the Trip Approaches: Lock In Your Details When September rolls around, things get real.

Trip Options — Select your merchandise, add-ons, and preferences before the deadline. Financials — See exactly what you owe (or what you're owed), review your transaction history, and settle up. Schedule — View the full trip itinerary, find your tee times, see your teammates, and know exactly where to be and when. Room Assignments — See your room, and the rest of the floors, and what amenities are included. Course Info — Study the course layout hole by hole — par, yardage, handicap index, and satellite views.

During the Event: Game On This is what it's all been building toward.

Live Scramble Scoring — Enter scores hole by hole during your round. Real-time. No pencils required. KGB Cup — Follow the Ryder Cup-style team competition with live match scoring and team point totals. Leaderboards & Scorecards — See where every team stands after each day's round. Skins — Track who won skins on every hole. Daily Games — Closest to the Pin, Long Drive, Long Putt — see the winners as they happen. 100 Feet — The closest-to-100-feet contest, tracked by hole and day. BSPITW — Best Scramble Partner in the World standings. Putt points, hole outs, and team scoring. Whitey's Pick'em — Make your predictions before game time and see how you stack up. Calcutta — View auction results, team ownership, and prize payouts. The live auction is going to blow your mind. Cornhole Brackets — Singles and doubles tournament brackets, updated in real time.

Always Available No matter when you open the app, you've got:

Push notifications so you never miss an update Loozer profiles to scout (or stalk) your competition The music player — because every great moment needs a soundtrack

The game is bigger than golf. The app is your clubhouse, your caddy, and your scoreboard — all in one. See you in September, Loozers.

https://www.golfapalooza.app/