Statistics
Averages (last 15 rounds)
Quadruple Bogeys 0.2667
Triple Bogeys 0.6667
Double Bogeys 2.4667
Bogeys 7.1333
Pars 6.8000
Birdies 0.6000
Eagles 0.0000
Double Eagles 0.0000
Bonus Points 9.000000000000
PostStats Stroke Handicap
As Of Jan 23 +9.96
Series Participation
Other News
Profile
Nickname Quack
Residence Westerville, OH US
Birthday July 22
Height 5 ft, 11 in
Weight 190 lbs
Occupation Corporate Shill
Playing Since 1983
Swings Right
Poor Shots Slice
Referral Max Dieterle
Registration June 7, 2002
Best Shot #3 at Forrest Creason (BGSU Course)
4I from 200.0 yards
Aced the long, elevated green on Bowling Green's course.
Club Distance Driver: 250 yds | 5 Iron: 170 yds | 7 Iron: 150 yds
Golf Course Pref Pace, Condition, Layout
Reasons I Golf Friendships, Socialize, Score/Compete
Latest Scorecards
Date   Golf Course Stks Adj Stks  
09/01/25 The Virtues GC 93 +9.5
08/24/25 Deer Ridge GC 83 +3.9
07/19/25 Boulder Creek GC 91 N/A
07/17/25 Boulder Creek GC 89 +6.0
04/25/25 The Links at Groveport 93 +9.3
04/02/25 Turnberry GC 90 +8.6
03/18/25 Turnberry GC 90 +10.4
03/17/25 Royal American Links 86 +4.0
09/02/24 Wyandot Golf Club 82 +1.7
08/15/24 Deer Ridge GC 82 +1.0
2026 Virtual
Tourney Handicap
PostStats Stroke Handicap
As of Jan 1 +9.96
PostStats Point Handicap
Quadruple Bogey 0
Triple Bogey 0
Double Bogey 0
Bogey 2
Par 5
Birdie 9
Eagle 18
Double Eagle 25
Target 65
2026 Virtual
Tourney Statistics

3 rounds required in 2026

News Headline
August 12, 2025
Apparel Link Ready for Launch

COLUMBUS, OH — After many communication gaps, email glitches, vacations, and assorted other breakdowns the Golfapalooza XXVIIII merchandise portal is ready to accept orders. This year's shirt, customized by Quack after winning the 2024 BSPITWA, is burgundy with a white logo and navy GXXVIIII on the back of the shirt. There's no truth to the rumor that the shirt is inspired by broadcast legend Ron Burgundy, although looking at Quack's LinkedIn profile he clearly is Kind of a Big Deal, and people definitely know him.

Apparel offerings are very similar to last year and are available in a variety of colors. Orders placed by August 27 should be received prior to the trip. Loozers will be able to place orders while on the trip, so if you get apparel envy while at the cornhole boards you'll be able to order on your phone in between rounds.

"We've noticed a glitch with some of the shirts where the site places the logo on the neckline instead of the chest area depending on the color," Sheiker said after completing a test order. "Rest assured the logo will appear where it shows on the main products page. Please don't text me about this. There's also some language currently on the site about picking up any orders made after August 25 at the store; we're working to get that modified as well."

The link to place orders is here:

https://stores.inksoft.com/golfapalooza_spiritwear/shop/products/all?page=1

36 days until the KGB Cup!