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June 16, 2002

WHEELING, WV — Stacey Bartlett, a Golfapalooza Charter Member, has officially signed to compete at Golfapalooza 2002 this fall.  "It would not be Golfapalooza without Bartlett" said Butter in a recent interview.  "He has as much competitive spirit as anyone at Golfapalooza, whether he's on the golf course, at the poker table or at the bar."  

Bartlett has been on a high ever since his dramatic sudden death tie-breaker performance to win the Golfapalooza 2000 2 Man Scramble Championship.  While he was unable to defend his scramble championship in 2001, he remains anxious to get to the 2002 event.  "I don't even like golf at all," says Bartlett, "it's just 5 hours spent away from my huge bottle of Knob; but that doesn't matter; everyone knows what matters matters."