A golf tournament played by the rules (no gimmies, no fluffing, etc.) is not going to be completed in under 5 hours. Not even possible. Add hackers and add time. With that said...

The pairings were designed with "fun" as top priority and "pace of play" as a close second. There are seven foursomes that have a stroke handicap of +100 or higher. This does not guarantee slow play because Chad Long is the slowest player at Spackler with a bogey-golf handicap.

We are expecting the most skilled and fastest golfers to help move things along. That goes for any foursome falling behind. THE LOWEST HANDICAP IN EACH FOURSOME IS RESPONSIBLE FOR SLOW PLAY. Everyone needs to enjoy their round, but they need to understand we are asking low handicappers to help move things along.

Raking bunkers for others, fixing divots for others, replacing divots for others, and carrying a pocket full of XL Top-Flites is being someone's caddy. It also is speeding up pace of play.

Hitting your own ball first, putting out of each hole, and even putting out of turn while someone is raking a greenside bunker can do wonders for pace of play.

None of the above requires asking a fellow golfer to play faster between pulling a club from the bag and swinging it. It does imply as a foursome we will work together to play faster.

Your foursome is playing slow if you cannot see the foursome in front of you.

The following are foursomes with a collective stroke handicap of +100.

Dosky, Rick 36.9
Gibson, Michael 16.3
Carder, Brad 37.2
Fowble, Tom 13.1

Walters, Grady 37.4
Watson, Jason 12.3
Trojanowski, Mike 22.5
Myers, Jeremy 37.8

Gastesi, Derek 23.7
Daw, Jeremy 56.0
Campbell, Jim 25.9
Smith, Kelly 5.1

Boland, Patrick 17.6
Jastrzebski, Bob 44.0
Dosky, Rick 36.9
Morris, Bob 12.6

Mogel, Matthew 12.8
Tatum, Jeff 27.4
Gibson, Michael 16.3
Daw, Jeremy 56.0

Munksgard, Jon 38.1
Long, Kevin Jr 12.7
Lewis, Mike 40.3
Miller, Jeff 12.0

Tatum, Jeff 27.4
Dosky, Rick 36.9
Cederquist, Barry 17.7
Bol, David 19.4