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June 9, 2003

COLUMBUS, OH — Exceeding all expectations, the Player Transportation Vehicle arrived Sunday evening in Dublin, Ohio ready for duty on Wednesday.  With a fevered pitch, players have begun to pack their bags for the 2003 Major Championship to start play on Thursday.

The Player Transportation Vehicle returns from last year when the entire transmission blew out.  "We lost D3 in West Virginia, D2 in Virginia and D1 in Williamsburg before Round 3", said driver Greg Garrett.  "If it wasn't for rebooting it every 100 yards, we would have left it on the side of the road."  The vehicle was left in Williamsburg for dead.

Since then, the vehicle has been rebuilt for the 2003 trip and with tradition, Greg Garrett will pilot the vehicle to Madison for the Wednesday afternoon practice round.  The 1972 passenger vehicle holds 12 players and will be ideal for nightlife in Madison.

"There is nothing like a bus when you have 15 to 20 drunk people", said Matt Davis.  "When I see the van and the magnets on Wednesday, I plan to laugh."  The field has recently expanded to 32 players and everyone is ready for ulimate fun.