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June 17, 2003

ASHTABULA, OH — Jon Munksgard took home the Spackler Outfit this week after finishing with a 98 on the back nine at Thunder Hill Golf Club on Saturday in Round 3.  Jon finished with 37 NOOG points and did mention that he would not have placed last without his good friend Captain Morgan.

"I really did not expect to hit 98 on the back nine", said a drunk Munksgard.  "It took every ounce of competive muscle in my body to get under 100 on that dreaded back nine."  Jon shot an unpresendented 163, 155 and 168 to shoot a record 270-over par for the 54-hole tournament.

Jon also wore the Al Czveric Outfit on Saturday as he played his round of golf.  Jon placed dead last after Round 2 and wore the outfit during Round 3.  Jon teed up first on Saturday and made a run early, but faultered when Captains Morgan was brought in to save the day.