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GVIII letters in mail
GVIII letters in mail

June 13, 2004

TERRA ALTA, WV — Letters have been sent for Golfapalooza 2004. There will only be one letter this year; at the rate the first letter was done the second letter would have been handed out to everyone at GVIII. Included in the letter was the registration form in which apparel can be ordered. A future meeting will be conducted to determine this year's color scheme. This meeting will most likely occur sometime after the first person wants to order but wants to know what the colors will be. "It's a pretty safe bet it won't be red again," said Gus Sokos. "I look horrible in red. At least that's what Grundo tells me."

Registration forms may be sent in at any point that money is sent. It's coming up on the 100 day mark for GVIII. Now that the Carl Spackler Open has finished for another year, attentions may now be focused to the hills of WV.