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Focus on Tequila

September 16, 2004

TERRA ALTA, WV — "It's time to focus on tequila and our new rookie," says Greg Long, team member of the last 4 four-man best ball team.  "Finding the tequila is easy and boring.  Finding someone able to consume 18 ounces of tequila during one round of golf requires a world-class individual.  And that does not even consider golf."

The tradition results in a dry cooler by Hole 14.  "Our mandatory schedule ensures 1 liter of Cuervo on the front nine," says Sokos.  "It is all about pacing ourselves through the entire 1.75 liter bottle by the 14th.  That amount of tequila is an added team challenge that I relish year after year."

The replacement is required after Max Dieterle withdrew with a groin injury last month.  "After the team wins this thing for a 5th straight year, I do not know if Max will be allowed back," says Spraguer.  "The team will be open arms, but tournament officials will have their hands full."

Greg Long was asked who should replace Dieterle.  "First, I hope Dieterle's groin gets better," said Long.  "As for a replacement...  I hope we get someone that can contribute.  Gus does not like to drink more than his share."  

Golfapalooza begins in 6 days and tee times are scheduled for release very soon.